February 2012
22 posts
dudestronaut:
If you ever want to see a man who truly looks like he’s living his dream every day, look at every picture of Wayne Coyne ever.
favoritepanties:
you know this song.
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wockets:
The girl wears black converse with her prom dress. She breaks social barriers and receives roaring applause from her classmates. From the ceiling comes Avril Lavigne. The music stops. She floats to the ground and personally congratulates the girl for defying the norm. They ride away together on pink skateboards to the nearest Hot Topic where they buy new Invader Zim t-shirts to...
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“Wow, now that I’m a senior, I’m WAY TOO COOL for high school, I can’t WAIT to get out of this stupid place, I’m just COUNTING THE DAYS until graduation, god look how cool I am!”
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My turntable.fm queue has three separate songs with “Pinkie Pie” as the artist.
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>Sit down with no distractions and read book for an hour and a half.
>Get through 20 pages.
>Fuck.
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wockets:
and the rocket’s red glare
the bombs bursting in air
gave proof through the night
that our swag was still there
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Watchgoinggeneral:
Here is the whole EP if you wanted to hear it. By my former band Going Admiral. It is called ‘We Are Done But We Have Only Be3gun.’ I want u 2 listen pleez.
Hey guise…listen to my drams.
I just want a girl I like to be in mortal danger so I can heroically save her life and she’ll love me forever.
Is that really too much to ask?
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It really is horrifying
vuhnessah:
that Kanye West got not only more flack, but a worse reputation for grabbing a microphone out of Taylor Swift’s hands and making a rude comment than Chris Brown did for beating his girlfriend until her face was unrecognizable.
dariusalpha:
dovne:
dariusalpha:
scurry...
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I have a feeling that I’m about to enter a phase in which I try and force all my friends to listen to the Olivia Tremor Control.
No one will be safe.
January 2012
22 posts
justremovethearrow:
goodmessagepussy:
I’m going to say this once and only once.
Not everything needs to be dubstep.
ONCE- AND ONLY ONCE- AND ONLY ONCE- AND ONLY ONCE- AND ONLY
NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT
“not everything needs to be-“
.
WUB WUB WIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWI WUUUB WUUUUB
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…and now I desperately want some apple cider and I have no way of obtaining any.
“Ron Paul is a poopy pants”
– Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrinch and Rick Santorum while having sex. (via modestmanda)
Sometimes I think Conservapedia is meant to be taken seriously, but then other times I read their description of how laugh tracks are a liberal conspiracy.
Guys.
Geocaching rules.
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Glowbug—“Maps (Yeah Yeah...
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I wish Facebook’s “interested in” section had more than two options. You should be allowed to make it say “dudes.”
Straight guys: Mila Kunis is so hot
Gay guys: Mila Kunis is so hot
Straight girls: Mila Kunis is so hot
Gay girls: Mila Kunis is so hot
tumblr user: apples are delicious
another tumblr user: wow um who are you to say whether or not apples are delicious?? that's totally subjective you should've said "*I* think apples are delicious" and even then fuck you how do you think that makes oranges and pears feel? there are all types of different fruit and they're all delicious in their own way and don't need to be judged by assholes like you
another tumblr user: ^^^ This.
another tumblr user: *glee gif*
A summary of the Republican primaries:
Mitt Romney: My patty tastes like a fried boot!
Rick Santorum: My patty IS a fried boot!
Dead Presidents: "Why are you so against... →
deadpresidents:
Anonymous asked: Why are you so against Santorum?
I’ll let Rick Santorum explain why I’m against Rick Santorum.
•From his article “Fishers of Men” for Catholic Online, July 12, 2002:
“It is startling that those in the media and academia appear most disturbed by this aberrant behavior [the…
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“The Official Ironmen Rally Song” by...
Why do people say “happy New Years,” plural? I’m pretty sure there’s only one new year we’re concerned with right now.
December 2011
21 posts
“What’s your resolution for 2012?”
“The same thing we do every year, Pinkie…try to take over the world!”
“Your head’s like mine, like all our heads; big enough to contain every god and...”
– Grant Morrison, The Invisibles, Vol. 1: Say You Want a Revolution (via stolen-dog)
There is a terrible hole in my life that will never be filled until someone creates a real-life exact replica of Gelato Beach from Super Mario Sunshine.
modestmanda: