January 2012
22 posts
December 2011
21 posts
“What’s your resolution for 2012?”
“The same thing we do every year, Pinkie…try to take over the world!”
“Your head’s like mine, like all our heads; big enough to contain every god and...”
– Grant Morrison, The Invisibles, Vol. 1: Say You Want a Revolution (via stolen-dog)
There is a terrible hole in my life that will never be filled until someone creates a real-life exact replica of Gelato Beach from Super Mario Sunshine.
modestmanda:
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I was playing with toys with my little cousins yesterday, and in the depths of my closet, I found one of those tiny parachuting army men that you always used to get in happy meals and goodie bags and shit. I remembered that those things used to be AWESOME, but they only worked once or twice before they got so tangled up that they didn’t work anymore. So I thought “I’m much older...
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Fuck December. Every single year, a girl rejects me during this month, and every single year, it’s the culmination of another failure to complete my New Year’s resolution of having an actual relationship. I barely even enjoy the holidays anymore. Fuck this shit, man.
People need to stop posting “I GOT INTO COLLEGE” on Facebook. If you’re not even going to name the school you got into, then it’s obviously just a safety school and you want to look more impressive than you really are. Pricks.
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I really want to post a facebook status saying “Hey guys, like for a rate! ;D” and then post on people’s walls saying stuff like “45 mph” or “200 kg/hr” or “12 m/s,” but I’m afraid no one will like it and it’ll just sit there awkwardly.
The biggest lie ever told to mankind:
johnny-b-goode:
“Please note that WinRAR is not free software. After a 40 day trial period you must either buy a license or remove it from your computer.”
