March 2012
30 posts
February 2012
32 posts
goinggeneral:
I hate it when local bands say that their genre is “sort like a mix between techno anti-fusion houserave 5000 and post-orchestral egyptian trance pop” and then you listen to them and they sound like Blink 182.
I am now imagining this exchange in a future...
Abed: Oh, everyone needs to be extra careful this week.
Jeff: Why's that?
Abed: It's Sweeps Week. High-rating shows always have some big mind-blowing event in Sweeps Week to get ratings. Someone dies, or there's a natural disaster.
Jeff: Abed, for the last time, this is not one of those shows!
Abed: No, you're probably right. Some shows just have some big Oscar-winning actor make an appearance.
Jeff: This is Greendale. I doubt there's an Oscar-winning actor in the entire state, let alone one about to walk through the study room door.
Dean Pelton: *walks through the study room door* Hel-looooooo!
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dudestronaut:
If you ever want to see a man who truly looks like he’s living his dream every day, look at every picture of Wayne Coyne ever.
wockets:
The girl wears black converse with her prom dress. She breaks social barriers and receives roaring applause from her classmates. From the ceiling comes Avril Lavigne. The music stops. She floats to the ground and personally congratulates the girl for defying the norm. They ride away together on pink skateboards to the nearest Hot Topic where they buy new Invader Zim t-shirts to...
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“Wow, now that I’m a senior, I’m WAY TOO COOL for high school, I can’t WAIT to get out of this stupid place, I’m just COUNTING THE DAYS until graduation, god look how cool I am!”
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My turntable.fm queue has three separate songs with “Pinkie Pie” as the artist.
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>Sit down with no distractions and read book for an hour and a half.
>Get through 20 pages.
>Fuck.
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wockets:
and the rocket’s red glare
the bombs bursting in air
gave proof through the night
that our swag was still there
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goinggeneral:
Here is the whole EP if you wanted to hear it. By my former band Going Admiral. It is called ‘We Are Done But We Have Only Be3gun.’ I want u 2 listen pleez.
Hey guise…listen to my drams.
I just want a girl I like to be in mortal danger so I can heroically save her life and she’ll love me forever.
Is that really too much to ask?
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It really is horrifying
vuhnessah:
that Kanye West got not only more flack, but a worse reputation for grabbing a microphone out of Taylor Swift’s hands and making a rude comment than Chris Brown did for beating his girlfriend until her face was unrecognizable.
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I have a feeling that I’m about to enter a phase in which I try and force all my friends to listen to the Olivia Tremor Control.
No one will be safe.